- 485: crazy times

repost from my old blog. i miss working at home actually.
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hi i'm moonbeam.
right now i'm editing a video, erasing someone's bloodied hands while he screams to death.
my dog is howling, bothered by the heavy subwoofer sounds of our neighbor.
beside me is my mother, asking me every 5 minutes if the beaded accessory she's attaching to her blouse is straight. she laughs everytime i tell her it's not. and i tell her it's crooked all the time.
the fish in the aquarium is chasing the smaller one, and he bumps on one side every now and then.
the drunk neighbor is now singing his version of the pamela song.
and our other neighbor has been playing it for four days straight now.
i love ebtg's old friends music video.
when i was a child i used vicks vaporub to connect my voltes V toy.
got lost in the mall once when i was 6.
mistaken for a girl thrice on the phone this month.
fell in love a couple of times when i was in college.
fell in a manhole once when i was 19.
shaved a spot on my head once when i was 16.
attacked by a bat once this month.
hi i'm moonbeam.
and in my side of the world, everything is perfectly normal.
pass the kryptonite please.
(moonbeam swallows the kryptonite and jumps off the building)